Ellen: Do you know the sex of the child?
Tina: We decided we are going to wait. We’re going to find out…never.
Ellen: Ok.
Tina: Not even after it’s born.
Ellen: Not even after it’s born?
Tina: I’m just going to see what it chooses to wear to prom.
Ellen: Give it time to figure it out. Good for you.
All the awards.
(Source: alfonsodisparioso, via rubmyhuevos)
i dont want to do this anymore
We can’t jump off bridges anymore because our iPhones will get ruined. We can’t take skinny dips in the ocean, because there’s no service on the beach and adventures aren’t real unless they’re on Instagram. Technology has doomed the spontaneity of adventure and we’re helping destroy it every time we Google, check-in, and hashtag.
(Source: friendofbillw, via weareallstarstuff)
we were on the verge of nuclear war and we didnt give a shit but when yahoo makes an offering to buy tumblr we all start freakin out
(via lordoftheinternet)
I know you started to look at me
differently after you kissed me,
it would have been impossible
not to, but I wanted you to see—I am still the same girl you went to
the Radiohead concert with, who
held you together with her words
like glue, who called the cops when
you swore you were…
You tried to change, didn’t you? Closed your mouth more, tried to be softer, prettier, less volatile, less awake…You can’t make homes out of human beings. Someone should have already told you that.
(Source: joeysmanbag, via rubmyhuevos)
(via oliviatheelf)
honestly this is one of my favorite things to look at, i can stare at it forever and it just makes my head go numb and blank… it relaxes me soo much.
ugh cant get enough of this
(Source: llamaplz, via oliviatheelf)
